Cucumbers v Caffeine Day 1: Breakfast
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So, as per the poll that finished yesterday, I have now ventured into the extremely disgusting realm of having a cucumber with breakfast rather than caffeine.
Today was day one and to the left you can see the wonderfully disgusting site that is me eating a cucumber for breakfast. Now I would like to point out a couple of things, firstly I have learned a couple of lessons.
1. Cucumbers are not a breakfast food, in fact they are FU***NG disgusting as a breakfast food (and for that matter in large quantities). However I guess I only have myself to blame as Diet Coke really isn’t a breakfast food either!
2. This is going to be a long seven days for breakfasts
So besides a cucumber I did actually eat other food with breakfast (contrary to popular belief). In fact this is likely to be very similar to most breakfasts that I have throughout the next seven days. It contains a protein shake (I just like the taste of the Biggest Loser ones), a cucumber *cringes*, a mens general multivitamin, and a omega 3 fatty acid tablet to assist in feeling full and general wellness.
Well I have to run, I will keep you all updated with my progress (like I said please leave a comment I need support haha). Oh and I have started changing my blog theme please bare with me while I complete this over the next day or two.
Stuart


I am so sorry – I voted as much as I could for the diet coke. Maybe you will grow to like the cucumbers and in the new year will be having diet coke with a slice of cucumber
Ahh these things happen, LOL so far I don’t think it quite worked as well as the Diet Coke.
LOL and THAT is just digusting, after this I don’t think I will want to see them for some time.