Readers please be advised: This blog is no longer being posted on. If you wish please visit my new blog Eccentric Reality. Or alternatively you can contact me on twitter.Howdy all, I really do apologise for the delay in posting this one. As some of you will remember Cheeky (my monkey) went away on holiday [...]

So I was sitting here having a chat with one of my monkey’s today (Cheeky to be precise), and he was asking if I would permit him to go on a holiday for a while. You can imagine my surprise when Cheeky asked me this as I myself have not had a decent holiday [...]